President Luigi, accompanied by Vice President Mario, stand proudly in front of the United States Capitol after successfully conquering the american government and (former) President Obama himself. 22-04-2014.
"sit up straight" how dare you i’ll sit as gay as i please
main goals when going to a friends house:
-don’t clog toilet
+ obtain wifi password
- try not to die of thirst when they don’t offer you water
okay we get it. nash grier and hair, benedict and aliens, that guy from supernatural and moose. we get it. thats enough of that
when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”
When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.
actually kinda hoping hipster blogs make a comeback
They deserve to be dead.
FANDOMS RULE ALL
please go outside
NO. OUTERENET IS NOT WHERE I CAN FIND MY DEAR DAVID TENNANT.
what the fuck
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions.
This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.
if you make fun of the minecraft ending do not fucking talk to me
Pillsbury needs to chill OUT with their tags good grief
very few things fill me with as much intense secondhand embarrassment as watching a corporation try and navigate through social media in the most hamfisted way possible